Recordó igualmente la noche terrible en que el bribón de lord Canterville fue hallado agonizante en su tocador, con una sota de espadas hundida en la garganta, viéndose obligado a confesar que por medio de aquella carta había timado la suma de diez mil libras a Carlos Fos, en casa de Grookford. Y juraba que aquella carta se la hizo tragar el fantasma. Todas sus grandes hazañas le volvían a la mente. Vio desfilar al mayordomo que se levantó la tapa de los sesos por haber visto una mano verde tamborilear sobre los cristales, y la bella lady Steefield, condenada a llevar alrededor del cuello un collar de terciopelo negro para tapar la señal de cinco dedos, impresos como un hierro candente sobre su blanca piel, y que terminó por ahogarse en el vivero que había al extremo de la Avenida Real. Y, lleno del entusiasmo ególatra del verdadero artista, pasó revista a sus creaciones más célebres. Se dedicó una amarga sonrisa al evocar su última aparición en el papel de "Rubén el Rojo", o "el rorro estrangulado", su "debut" en el "Gibeén, el Vampiro flaco del páramo de Bevley", y el furor que causó una tarde encantadora de junio sólo con jugar a los bolos con sus propios huesos sobre el campo de hierba de "lawn-tennis". ¿Y todo para qué? ¡Para que unos miserables norteamericanos le ofreciesen el engrasador marca "Sol-Levante" y le tirasen almohadas a la cabeza!
He remembered the terrible night when the wicked Lord Canterville was found choking in his dressing-room, with the knave of diamonds half-way down his throat, and confessed, just before he died, that he had cheated Charles James Fox out of £50,000 at Crockford's by means of that very card, and swore that the ghost had made him swallow it. All his great achievements came back to him again, from the butler who had shot himself in the pantry because he had seen a green hand tapping at the window-pane, to the beautiful Lady Stutfield, who was always obliged to wear a black velvet band round her throat to hide the mark of five fingers burnt upon her white skin, and who drowned herself at last in the carp-pond at the end of the King's Walk. With the enthusiastic egotism of the true artist, he went over his most celebrated performances, and smiled bitterly to himself as he recalled to mind his last appearance as "Red Reuben, or the Strangled Babe," his début as "Guant Gibeon, the Blood-sucker of Bexley Moor," and the furore he had excited one lovely June evening by merely playing ninepins with his own bones upon the lawn-tennis ground. And after all this some wretched modern Americans were to come and offer him the Rising Sun Lubricator, and throw pillows at his head!